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9:50pm April 22, 2014

221bbitchismyname:

dead2thew0rld:

My spirit animal

oh my god ozzy osbourne and gordan ramsay should have a show where they just spend a week in the country with each other and there are cameras everywhere omg. 

8:54pm April 22, 2014

Homos are so cute!

8:40pm April 22, 2014

katara:

my rock hard abs are under this thin layer of fat and hatred 

7:30pm April 22, 2014
epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

epicukulelesolo:

This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry

6:21pm April 22, 2014

bbcsherlockftw:

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5:10pm April 22, 2014

senoritapizza:

SCHOOL IS STRESSING ME OUT MY WEIGHT IS STRESSING ME OUT ANXIETY IS STRESSING ME OUT MY FUCKING STRESS IS STRESSING ME OUT

9:50pm April 21, 2014

“How to navigate through a large crowd: Put pennies in a can & shake it, asking people to donate. Everyone will move to avoid you.”

— (via psych-facts)
8:40pm April 21, 2014
  • Plays: 879,069
  • Artist: krythelynxie
  • Album: French Fried
  • Track Name: Chicken Nugger Dramatic Reading

paperwickanswers:

lanadelwhore:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

kr-y:

oh my fucking god

Wow, let me just cry myself to sleep over the beautiful reading of this terrible terrible wonderful event. 

7:30pm April 21, 2014

 ATLA/LOK Appreciation Post

Ezka + Quotes

6:20pm April 21, 2014

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

5:10pm April 21, 2014
9:51pm April 20, 2014

kthnxbaiii:

thetalkingpoltergeist:

allisons-y:

flapperwitch:

snorlaxatives:

my school has a confessions page on facebook and

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I’m sorry but

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and this one is just a wild ride

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oh mygod that last story.

This fucking post. Oh my god.

8:40pm April 20, 2014
gallifrey-feels:

shadow-of-a-whisper:

jumpropejellyfish:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

why am i reblogging this

As a writer, I genuinely thank you. Thank God for tumblr. Where the hell else am I going to learn this sort of stuff? Not school or my parents, that’s for damn sure. *sighs*

hermetically sealed shame basket
communist dicks
this post is gold

gallifrey-feels:

shadow-of-a-whisper:

jumpropejellyfish:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

why am i reblogging this

As a writer, I genuinely thank you. Thank God for tumblr. Where the hell else am I going to learn this sort of stuff? Not school or my parents, that’s for damn sure. *sighs*

hermetically sealed shame basket

communist dicks

this post is gold

7:30pm April 20, 2014
rebeccareneejay:

This actually just significantly augmented the quality of my day.

rebeccareneejay:

This actually just significantly augmented the quality of my day.

6:20pm April 20, 2014

theunicornkittenkween:

taketheleadneverfollow:

THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

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