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You can call me Drizzy-Drel, but I'm not a rapper.


agizibe:

when ur mom try and be your friend after she made you cry

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im sorry babe, i cant eat the pussy. you don’t even own a cat

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and an uncooked lasagna noodle

WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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marrymerrymarymorstan:

"Rape jokes aren’t harmful!"
A 16 year old girl’s sexual assault just became a fucking meme in less than a day and you don’t think that has any correlation to people not taking rape seriously?

teapayne:

Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know

f1rstperson:

guardcourfbare:

oozingink:

A comic

I really needed to hear this

Stuff like this is also why representation is important.

lohvleelunatic:

phibbnewton:

scoot scoot scoot

Look at this cute little fucker go

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

sixpenceee:

OH MY GOD

i-volunteer:

upperstories:

tony-the-talking-pizzer:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

THE LEG KILLED ME

falling with style

i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach