when ur mom try and be your friend after she made you cry
im sorry babe, i cant eat the pussy. you don’t even own a cat
Iggy Azalea and an uncooked lasagna noodle
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
"Rape jokes aren’t harmful!"
A 16 year old girl’s sexual assault just became a fucking meme in less than a day and you don’t think that has any correlation to people not taking rape seriously?
Bob is like one of the most stereotypical names but how many bobs do you actually know
I really needed to hear this
Stuff like this is also why representation is important.
scoot scoot scoot
Look at this cute little fucker go
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
The leg up at the end tho.
I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”
i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it
That leg is killing me
THE LEG KILLED ME
falling with style
i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach