which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.
Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.
it’s a kid’s show
i say to myself
as i watch my screen
only a kid’s show
as the tears roll down my face
just a kid’s show
JUST “KIDS’ SHOWS”.
Nothing really sad…
None of these kids’ shows ever fucking ripped out my heart…
…JUST FUCKING KIDS’ STUFF.
Happy Birthday Kim Himchan ♥
Lifetime movies be like… I’m always afraid my mom is gonna walk in when I’m watching LMN movies about teenagers who are getting bullied and try to kill themselves and it makes me really nervous because I know it’d be awkward.